What’s the mess?
Every monster we cover:
EASY WINLiving roomRed wine on the rugMeet Wine WendyWine 1, Rug 0. Time for the rematch.Free fix: Washing-up liquid + cold waterEASY WINLiving roomPet hair on the sofaMeet Fluffy McShedYour cat calls it “decorating”.Free fix: A damp rubber gloveDAILY HABITLiving roomSteamy windows + black spotsMeet Drippy DaveEvery morning, same drippy show. Classic British winter.Free fix: Wipe + air, every day5-MIN JOBLiving roomDust bunnies in the radiatorMeet The Dust BunniesThey’ve moved in. They’ve brought friends.Free fix: Sock on a coat hangerEASY WINLiving roomCrayon on the wallMeet Crayon KevIt’s a dinosaur, apparently. Lovely. Bye-bye, dinosaur.Free fix: Hairdryer + soapy clothSOAK ITKitchenBurnt-on panMeet Charred CharlieDinner was great. The pan disagrees.Free fix: Simmer + wooden spoonEASY WINKitchenGreasy oven doorMeet Greasy GusYears of roast dinners, all in one window.Free fix: Bicarb paste5-MIN JOBKitchenLimescale in the kettleMeet Captain CrustyFlaky bits in your tea? You’ve got crusties.Free fix: Vinegar or lemon boil5-MIN JOBKitchenSlow-draining sinkMeet GlugThe water’s taking the scenic route.Free fix: Hot water + plungerEASY WINKitchenSmelly fridgeMeet Sir PongsworthSomething in there has gone rogue.Free fix: Bicarb wipe-downEASY WINBathroomLimescale on the shower headMeet Scaly SidHalf the holes have given up.Free fix: Vinegar bag soakDAILY HABITBathroomBlack mould on the bath sealantMeet Mouldy MoThose black dots have been busy.Free fix: Dry it after every showerSCRUB ITBathroomGrubby groutMeet The Grout GangIt was white once. Allegedly.Free fix: Bicarb + old toothbrushSOAK ITBathroomRing around the toiletMeet The RingleaderIt’s got a tidemark. We don’t talk about it.Free fix: Vinegar overnightEASY WINBathroomSteamed-up mirrorMeet Foggy FranYou, but blurry.Free fix: Washing-up liquid filmWASH DAYBedroomYellow stains on pillowsMeet Yellow YolandaYour pillow has a tan. It didn’t go on holiday.Free fix: Bio powder + warm washEASY WINBedroomBiro on the duvet coverMeet Inky IanSomeone was doing homework in bed.Free fix: Rubbing alcohol dabAIR ITBedroomMusty mattressMeet Musty MorrisSmells a bit… lived in.Free fix: Hoover, bicarb, wait5-MIN JOBBedroomDusty skirting boardsMeet Dusty DoreenA whole dust bunny village down there.Free fix: Damp microfibre clothAIR ITBedroomMusty wardrobeMeet Whiffy WilfYour clothes smell like a charity shop. Without the bargains.Free fix: Empty, wipe, air5-MIN JOBHallwayGrubby light switchesMeet SmudgeEvery hand in the house has been here.Free fix: Barely damp clothEASY WINHallwayScuffs on the wallsMeet ScuffleBags, buggies, bikes. The hallway’s seen things.Free fix: Soapy clothOVERNIGHTHallwaySmelly trainersMeet Stinky StanThey’re living their own life now.Free fix: Bicarb overnightWAIT FOR ITHallwayMuddy footprints on the carpetMeet Muddy MelSomeone forgot the doormat exists.Free fix: Dry, hoover, then soapICE ITHallwayChewing gum in the carpetMeet Gummy GaryA sticky souvenir from the high street.Free fix: Ice cubes in a bag